Tales from Dusty Mouldings (told by Robin, age 3), No 4: Mum has a cold
Mum does not feel well.
She has a cold.
She is in bed and Dad is looking after the children.
Dad is cooking lunch.
When Dad cooks lunch it is pizza.
Dad likes to cook pizza.
Robin likes pizza.
Pizzas have cheese and tomato on them.
James eats pizza with his fingers.
Robin eats pizza with a knife and fork.
Robin knows how to use a knife and fork.
James knows how to use a knife and fork too.
Robin does not know why James eats pizza with his fingers.
Mum gets up.
She says “Eerrgh!” Dad says: “You look horrible!” Mum says: “Eergh eergh!”.
Dad says “Go back to bed because you look horrible!” Mum says “Want tea now!” Dad says: “Go back to bed you silly sick woman and I will bring you some tea!” Mum goes back to bed.
When Mum's cold has gone she will cook lunch.
Mum cooks noodles with vegetables or egg and beans on toast.
These are nice too.
Mum does not feel well. She has a cold. She is in bed and Dad is looking after the children. Dad is cooking lunch. When Dad cooks lunch it is pizza. Dad likes to cook pizza. Robin likes pizza. Pizzas have cheese and tomato on them. James eats pizza with his fingers. Robin eats pizza with a knife and fork. Robin knows how to use a knife and fork. James knows how to use a knife and fork too. Robin does not know why James eats pizza with his fingers.
Mum gets up. She says “Eerrgh!”
Dad says: “You look horrible!”
Mum says: “Eergh eergh!”.
Dad says “Go back to bed because you look horrible!”
Mum says “Want tea now!”
Dad says: “Go back to bed you silly sick woman and I will bring you some tea!”
Mum goes back to bed.
When Mum's cold has gone she will cook lunch. Mum cooks noodles with vegetables or egg and beans on toast. These are nice too.
